A skeptical red gecko

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lethita-ismer-nsfw:

I revel in your spark pulsing
Watch your body convulsing
As my touch makes all the difference in your pleasure or pain
I see your head tossing
And your gaze glossing
While your efforts not to scream my name are all in vain
All problems by the wayside
Takin’ you for a joyride
Up against this wall we’ll both get a glimpse of the divine
I can feel your charge racing
HUD blank, thoughts lost, fingers lacing
And for a brief fantastic moment the only thing you are is mine

lethita-ismer-nsfw:

I revel in your spark pulsing

Watch your body convulsing

As my touch makes all the difference in your pleasure or pain

I see your head tossing

And your gaze glossing

While your efforts not to scream my name are all in vain

All problems by the wayside

Takin’ you for a joyride

Up against this wall we’ll both get a glimpse of the divine

I can feel your charge racing

HUD blank, thoughts lost, fingers lacing

And for a brief fantastic moment the only thing you are is mine

Rule number one of the Transformers fandom

cookie-waffle:

You shut ur fuckin mouth when Optimus Prime is speaking.

shinmakoss:

The Ritual by RakdosS

shinmakoss:

The Ritual by RakdosS

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nowyoukno:

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scifi-fantasy-horror:

by DANIEL TYKA

scifi-fantasy-horror:

by DANIEL TYKA

caitlinvongrimm:

Art by Hunsay.

castromarketsfca:

Joseph Simons

(Source: idealcat)

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.